Score: 0

"Sucked"

submission: Mortal Combi

date: June 6, 2007

Animation was bad, there was no sound effects (just the same looping animation) and Sub-Zero > Raiden.

Score: 0

"What's wrong with this, eh?"

submission: STICKWAR - Suicide

date: May 15, 2007

Well there's a bunch of problems.

1. There's no point of the "no" button in the beginning- you were just trying to get the player mad at the blue.

2. There's no real background- it's all black.

3. There's little sound, and the sounds the game has suck.

4. There's only four deaths.

5. The deaths suck too. They are:

* Gun to the head- I really shouldn't consider this one of the deaths, because the gun wasn't loaded. But then again, I didn't want to kill the blue! Even so, if this guy was carrying a gun to kill himself, don't you think it would be loaded? At least, there's sound in this option, unlike the others.

* Take a knife and...........- What's annoying about this is you have to click twice for this to happen, once when it says start, and then again when it says cut. There's no sound also, and blood doesn't go all over the place when the blue cuts his neck, unlike in Simon Hason's "Hostile."

* Try to kill a Green- First of all, the blue would kick the greener's ass, just like on StickDeath. Here, however, the blue gets flipped over and has his face beaten in, causing more and more blood. Too bad it just looks like the backround became red. And there's no punching sounds.

* Go into a car and drive to the lake near by- With a name like this, you'd think the blue would drive near the lake. Instead he drives into it (with no car sound effects). The car goes into the water and somehow continues driving, even after the blue disappeared. In reality, the car would sink and the blue would still be in the seat. That is, unless, he decided not to kill himself at the last second and swam away.

Long story short, this game blows and there plenty of games just like this that are much better, with more sound, more deaths, and more violence.

Score: 8

"Badass"

submission: MK vs SF - Revenge

date: May 9, 2007

The fight may not be as good as Proxicide's MK vs SF series, but awesome watching Akuma and Ryu get pwned by Sub-Zero and Scorpion. MK > SF. Period.

Score: 0

"Well..."

submission: 2D Stick Shooter

date: May 7, 2007

Even though I'd love shooting greeners (just look at my username), this was by no means a good game. The animation and sound was crap and it got boring cause you're only in one area. And my score goes to show you that I'm not a total blue > green fanatic (unlike Fickin who will support a green > blue movie, no matter how much it sucks).

Score: 1

"Was this Newgrounds' first prank flash?"

submission: Clock Crew Quiz!

date: April 14, 2007

Nothing to this. It's just two questions with the same answer, and when the third question is about to show up, some fucked up woman appears with distorted noises, that loop. My advice: get a scarier scream and image. I'm this one point because this might have been the first prank flash on Newgrounds.

Score: 1

"Good concept but..."

submission: Contract Stick Killer

date: March 31, 2007

The execution was poor. All of the backgrounds were photographs, and the enemies were pretty much static, appearing from no where and not moving. Hell, there wasn't amy muzzle flash, so I had a hard time figuring out if I was getting shot or not. Also I fought it kind of funny that a "Contract Stick Killer" would bring peace to the city.

Score: 8

"Pretty good"

submission: mortal klebat

date: February 27, 2007

I enjoyed the designs you gave the MK characters (except for Liu Kang's smiley face shirt) and I also liked how you used all of the fighters' actual moves.

Score: 0

"Pathetic"

submission: More Hardcore Than Pico

date: January 26, 2007

Although I admire the quality of the video, everything else sucked. There were no sound effects (which made it hard for me to figure out when people were getting shot) and whenever the characters talked, it didn't sync up. This wasn't funny either and if this guy is "More Hardcore Than Pico," then why does he get killed by a cheerleader?

Score: 7

"It was alright"

submission: Press Start: Statue

date: December 29, 2006

Not as great as the previous ones, but it's still funny. It was kind of interesting you used the parody versions Sonic and Mario as the main characters. I also like the new design for Vile's assistant.

Score: 0

"Hmm, let's see"

submission: Blast Bros

date: July 8, 2006

So lemme get this straight- two green guys drive and shoot someone with an uzi (and an uzi doesn't sound anything like that). They go to a blue mall, one of them gets knocked out, but this really doesn't have any impact, the other one runs people over with his shopping cart in a boring loop, and the first one beats up a blue and says "oops" for some reason, probably because a bomb got magically set. They leave with the same animation from the beginning and the mall explodes, except there's no explosion.
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