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If you like anything I don't, I'll probably hate you.
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Movies like this are usually good for a quick laugh (like Numa Numa and Smosh) but I have some serious problems with this.
My main complaint: Use more footage. Too many scenes were looped.
Your appearence: You look like a 13-year old who's bound to get attacked a lot on the BBS. At least you had the balls to show yourself.
But I envy you. Because you got frontpage, you're now getting lots of attention. Lucky bastard >:(
Author's Response:
I abandoned the BBS long before making this. The BBS is one poorly constructed manic bandwagon that always runs me over no matter how well I state my thoughts.
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And unlike most people who use good art skills to make perverted movies *cough* ZONE-SAMA *cough* this was an actual flash movie, not some hentai shit. It could have been longer and it would have been nice if they didn't all die, but this had the right amount of action and carnage required.
BTW- The rating's glitch has now been fixed.
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Oh good, thanks for the tip.
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Now I see the downside of being unable to die- you're going to go through tremendous pain. Poor SBC.
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Of course, who said immortality was the same as invulnerability?
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The blood, the sticks, and the background were all pretty bad. It also would have been nice if you included more than one background.
At least the non-stick character looked good.
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the non stick guy i drew on paper then drew on flash
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There should be a collection of movies like this. The only ones I can find though that are like this are Banana Phone 2 and Kramer's Hentai Adventure 4.
Anyways, you got me, I remember being confused about what was going on, until I realized this was a joke (I viewed this before you changed the title).
But, Banana Phone 2 and Kramer's Hentai Adventure 4 actually made me laugh. This didn't.
Oh well. I'll respect the fact that you didn't want to make another one.
Author's Response:
You're not supposed to even laugh at the submission, it was never meant to be funny.
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* Yoshio Akamatsu doesn't jump and drop his crossbow. He gets hit by an arrow, causing him to fall and lose his crossbow.
* Having Kazuhiko Yamamoto slip on a banana peel is unnecessary and not funny.
* Shuya Nanahara doesn't kill Tatsumichi Oki (at least not intentionally as you depict it).
* Takako Chigusa doesn't die right away.
* Satomi Noda doesn't kill Yuka Nakagawa (who gets poisoned) and Yuko Sakaki (who survives the gunfight and commits suicide).
* Kazuo Kiriyama doesn't kill Shinji Mimura (who blows himself up).
* Shogo Kawada doesn't die right away.
* Shuya kills Kitano with Kawada and Noriko (who's MIA throughout this animation). Also, Kitano doesn't die right away.
Still, this was pretty enjoyable, the character designs were good, and I liked the audio.
Author's Response:
Who cares?
Damn
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I'm not taking into consideration how you're trying to offend people. Instead, I'm taking the actual game and it sucks. All you do is repeatedly click SAW until the hostage's head comes off. Does anything else really happen? Maybe two cutscenes at the beginning and end of the execution but that's it. It's not fun, it's repetitive, and it gets boring fast.
But hey, it's obvious you wanted to get attention from other people via this game and that just may happen.
Author's Response:
"I'm not taking into consideration how you're trying to offend people. "
How am I trying to offend people? By making a game where you kill people? Arent there TONS of those on Newgrounds? You dont think maybe I just decided to make a game based off of something I enjoy watching?
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The intentionally bad animation and sound definitely does justice to this parody, as does the hilarious dialogue and the (literally) explosive ending. Dunno why this is rated adult, as the only nudity was (unfortunately) Goku's dick, and the sex sequence was just your drawings on top of each other, but hey, it's a parody.
And yeah, I agree with you on the issue of Raven TeenTitans Hentai 2. ZONE-SAMA keeps saying that Raven turned 18- but that's pure grade A bullshit. Maybe in the comics perhaps, but not in the show.
Author's Response:
Thanks pal keep rebelling against the sad situation of the internet.
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Even though the idea is pretty much 7 months old, this is even better than the orginal. The main movie made a lot more sense than orginal (Why did Smoke want to destroy Shao Kahn? Why was Shujinko in old man form? Well now I know.) and was just as funny. The trailer was just insane (but still good). The Audio Commentary was funny (except I couldn't find the easter egg), the cast bios were informative, and it was nice that you gave a link to the Spirit Liu series for all those who never them (but I have). My fav. feature was the Shao Kahn special feature which was just great. Speaking of Shao, if you ever get a hold of him send him this message- Strong Bad is way cooler than him.
Author's Response:
No way man. Shao Kahn is way cooler. If you want to find the Easter Egg, look for Chinese Ninja Warrior.
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"It was acually pretty funny"
All of the movies in this collab were really funny. Guardian's was my personal fav, but the rest were good too. However, I problem I had with this movie was the crackling noises, exspecially in Starberry's and also the animation was really just cut-outs and screenshots. Still, these 2 factors help the cheesyness of the movie, which made it funny. P.S- Why were so many reviews deleted?
Author's Response:
the reviews were abusive
this one is not though it is very swell and fairly written
as for the audio, maybe one day i won't amplify myself chewing on my mic and then put it in flash which makes it even worse sounding.
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